Oh for Morrow’s sake, let me tell the story, Beazel, you suck at it. You do. And I outrank you.
So, yeah, we’ve finally drawn the warcaster into the open, right by the pool. I guess even warcasters get thirsty after a couple days in the desert. We’d whittled his group down throughout the day to just him.
We’d let his men approach the pool, and then shoot them when they’d try to get water back to him. Well, we were shooting at the warcaster–trying to anyway, and not having much luck. He could duck and cover, that Menite bastard could. Havlock would blast the men with the canteens. Great bolts of lightning crackling out of his hands. We were all pretty beat by that point. None of us were shooting well, not even Havlock. Sometimes it took a couple lightning bolts blasting the already blasted red dirt before nailing the poor sucker with the canteen. The Menite wasn’t shooting that well either. More than once he lobbed magic fire at us, and missed.
Finally, though, Havlock sets us up in ambush, after dark. He set some kind of magic boobytrap, then pulled us back from the pool so that the warcaster will make a try for the water. He does make a try for it, starting with raining down a shitload of fire right on top of the pool. It’s a good thing we’d pulled back or that would’ve been the last of us, I’m sure. So he drops fire on us–or what he thinks is us–then he heads to the pool.
Before he can get there, Havlock and the Sargeant come running over the rise. The warcaster gets off a shot with his pistol, winging poor Tev here. Even after three-four days in the desert, Tev was still the largest target among us. Anyway, then Havlock demands the warcaster surrender. After all, he’s outnumbered five to one. The warcaster struggles with it–you can see it on his face, he really wants to burn us all right then and there–but finally he drops his empty pistol and surrenders.
Havlock has us bind his arms. Then–and this is what we mean when we call Havlock a right bastard–then he tells the warcaster to help himself to the pool. Yeah, that’s right, the same pool Havlock boobytrapped with some kind of magic. Beazel makes some kind of bonehead comment about the pool, but the warcaster doesn’t seem to hear him. Havlock did hear you, though, you better hope he forgets.
Anyway, his hands are bound, but the warcaster–I think his name was Villius–he goes to the pool, kneels down and puts his face to the water to take a drink. And BOOM! All our ears are ringing and the warcaster has been blown back from the water. He lands in a face up heap, his ears and nose bleeding, but still living.
Smiling, Havlock stands over the warcaster–and then hits him with bolt after bolt of lightning. Yeah, he killed him. Maybe four times, at least. There wasn’t much left.
That Havlock, he’s a right bastard. Don’t get on his bad side.